Monthly Moron for May 2006

Which one of these Blondes can read?
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By Senior Airman Felicia Juenke [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
18% Anna Kournikova
Anna Kournikova
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By Original uploaded to www.arteyfotografia.com as Shakira Rock in Rio 08 22 by Andres.Arranz [CC BY 2.5 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.5)], via Wikimedia Commons
53% Shakira
Shakira
© 
By Peter Schäfermeier of Universal Photo (Own work) [CC BY-SA 2.5 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.5)], via Wikimedia Commons
29% Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton