Monthly Moron for May 2006

Which one of these Blondes can read?
By Senior Airman Felicia Juenke [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
18% Anna Kournikova
Anna Kournikova
By Original uploaded to as Shakira Rock in Rio 08 22 by Andres.Arranz [CC BY 2.5 (], via Wikimedia Commons
53% Shakira
By Peter Schäfermeier of Universal Photo (Own work) [CC BY-SA 2.5 (], via Wikimedia Commons
29% Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton