Monthly Moron for January 2007

Which one of these Blondes makes a New Year's Eve hangover seem like a downright pleasure?
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By Eva Rinaldi (Tara Reid) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
21% Tara Reid
Tara Reid
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By Senior Airman Felicia Juenke [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
14% Anna Kournikova
Anna Kournikova
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By Peter Schäfermeier of Universal Photo (Own work) [CC BY-SA 2.5 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.5)], via Wikimedia Commons
65% Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton