Monthly Moron for April 2012

Which one of these blondes would you want as your personal body guard?
 
0% Courtney Love
Courtney Love
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By David Shankbone (David Shankbone) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/)], via Wikimedia Commons
50% Madonna
Madonna
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By Siebbi (Uma Thurman) [CC BY 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
50% Uma Thurman
Uma Thurman