Monthly Moron for May 2014

Which one of these blondes will spend Cinco de Mayo running from kids that think she's a Pinata?
By David Shankbone (Own work) [CC BY 3.0 (], via Wikimedia Commons
33% Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz
By Marcin Wichary from San Francisco, U.S.A. Uploaded by MyCanon (Taylor Swift) [CC BY 2.0 (], via Wikimedia Commons
50% Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift
By MingleMediaTVNetwork (Gwyneth Paltrow) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (], via Wikimedia Commons
17% Gwyneth Paltrow
Gwyneth Paltrow