Monthly Moron for November 2014

Which one of these Blondes Halloween looks was the best hangover cure?
65% Courtney Love
Courtney Love
By Peter Schäfermeier of Universal Photo (Own work) [CC BY-SA 2.5 (], via Wikimedia Commons
24% Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton
By The Heart Truth (Amanda Bynes on the Red Carpet) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
11% Amanda Bynes
Amanda Bynes