True Blonde Story by F . McFlintock

Living in Scotland and sticking to tradition I try my best to always wear my kilt, unfortunately so does my Blonde neighbor who is originally from the US. He says he came here to get back to his roots and so has decided to wear a kilt. When he first came over he had not worn a kilt before and so asked me for advise. I guess he decided to ask me so as not to look foolish in front of others, he saved that privilege for me instead. The thing that really makes him Blonde is that he asked me if it would be alright for him to wear some of his wife's thick stockings during winter or if that would go against tradition? So if you see a crazy Scot wearing women's clothing, tell him I said hi.
( Submitted by 'F . McFlintock' )