Village Idiot for 6 Apr 2019, Gwyneth Paltrow
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Gwyneth Paltrow as the Village Idiot

Gwyneth is Now Selling BDSM Leather Lingerie

Gwyneth is turning her quack medicine site GOOP into an outright carnival and is now selling BDSM leather lingerie. Not content selling jade vagina eggs and "healing" stickers she now wants you begging for mercy. The lingerie sells for $786 and don't forget the $300 whip to complete the outfit. First she want you shoving rocks up your coochie and now she wants you to get your rocks off? Make up your mind.

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