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Do You Want to Smell Gwyneth's Vagina Candle?


Village Idiot for 18 Jan 2020, Gwyneth Paltrow

Crazy person Gwyneth Paltrow started selling scented candles that smell like her vagina on her GOOP website for $75 and sold out within hours. Starting out as a joke between Heretic perfumer Douglas Little and Gwyneth it then "evolved into a funny, gorgeous, sexy and beautifully unexpected scent". Alright people, we've hit peek absurdity and it's not even February! Brace yourself, 2020 is gonna be crazy.

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