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Village Idiot for 2 May 2020, Britney Spears
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Britney Spears as the Village Idiot

No Britney is Not the Fastest Woman Alive

Britney confused fans by claiming to have run 100m in under 6 seconds beating Usain Bolt's record with a photo of her watch on Instagram. She later claimed that she was joking saying "obviously I was joking about running the 100 meter dash in 5.97 seconds .... the world record is held by Usain Bolt which is 9.58 seconds .... but you better believe I'm coming for the world record" She's probably as quick as her wit.

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