Don't Do Drugs
Britney Spears is suing 'The Star' magazine for printing an article claiming she snorted cocaine. Britney's publicist denied the allegations and added "The only one who is guilty of doing cocaine has to be the source of this story." Don't worry Britney, I believe you... Sniff! Lets see, white powdery substance on nose and white sticky substance on lips. My dear Mr. Watson what we have here is a clear case of 'Working Girl Syndrome'