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Gwyneth promises she has quit acting in favor of her "9 to 5" job. That's right, Gwyneth thinks her GOOP snake oil boutique is a regular 9 to 5 like the rest of us have. Gwyneth apparently decided to cut back on her acting after giving birth to her daughter, Apple. She even said she "...will literally disappear from public life, No one will ever see me again." Promises, promises.
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