Paris Buys Another Kid, Names it London

Porn Star Paris decided to buy another kid for Thanksgiving and surprised her family with the news. Paris' previous kid was born via surrogate in January and I assume she wanted a pair to match some outfit she bought, who knows. The new kid named London has joined the publicity train so Paris can feel relevant as we all slowly forget about her and her shitty past. I'm pretty sure these kids will end up like her chihuahua being carried around in her handbag or on a leash.