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Britney defeated the final boss by winning her last legal battle against her father Jamie. Britney settled her conservatorship case against her estranged father with her lawyer saying "Although the conservatorship was terminated in November 2021, her wish for freedom is now truly complete" They've done it, they've released the Kraken. There's nothing standing in her way from rampaging through the streets of Tokyo and taking another backup dancer as her baby daddy. God help us all.
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