Eminem

Eminem


17 October 1972, USA

"Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent. Leave that to me."
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Eminem Gossip and News - Page 2

Village Idiot for 30 Oct 2004, Eminem

Bush Bashing

Eminem's new song 'Mosh' takes a few shot's at Bush and Kerry, but Bush bares the brunt of the attack. In the song Eminem says "...let the President answer on higher anarchy. Strap him with an AK-47, let him go fight his own war, let him impress Daddy that way. No more blood for oil." Eminem for president. Let's just hope Eminem's fans recover from their drunk stupor and remember to vote. And remember, only a Dumb Blonde would vote for George Dumbya.
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Village Idiot for 16 Oct 2004, Eminem

Eminem's New Hommies

Eminem just bought a house in Hollywood for $3million to work on his movie career, breaking his vow never to leave Detroit. Eminem's new neighbours now include Halle Berry, Leonardo Di Caprio, IceT, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston. I bet even IceT's gonna complain about the neighbourhood going to the dog's. At least now he'll have enough space for his trailer, he could probably even start his own trailer park.
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Village Idiot for 24 Jul 2004, Eminem

Radio Eminem?

Eminem is tired of his songs being censored on other radio stations and is creating one where he and all other artist can express themselves free of censorship. Maybe he could model it after 'WKRP In Cincinnati' except he could call it 'FUCK in Detroit'. I wonder if they'll have streaming audio on the web, that way he can insult people from all over the world in one foul swoop.
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Village Idiot for 27 Sep 2003, Eminem

It's All Fun and Games

Eminem has ordered Weird Al Yankovic to stop filming on a parody video to Eminem's "Lose Yourself" entitled "Couch Potato", however, Eminem has allowed Al to put the song on his next album. How bad was the video that Slim Shady himself had to step in?
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Village Idiot for 23 Aug 2003, Eminem

Safe $ Secure

Eminem has hired six former CIA agents to protect him from gangland assassination attempts. Apparently Eminem decided to sign up his protection at a cost of £100,000 each after getting into a bitter war of words with rapper Ja Rule. Why pay £100,000 to each guy when you could pay someone half of that to get rid of Ja Rule for you? You know what they say, sticks and stones may break your bones but if Ja Rule gets hold of you he'll break your neck.
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Village Idiot for 26 Jul 2003, Eminem

Showered in Gifts

Eminem gave a female fan at a British concert a jewel-encrusted necklace worth $450000. Eminems reps are neither confirming nor denying it. What the hell did she do to get that? "I love you Eminem... by the way, do you think you could spare a jewel-encrusted necklace?" Yeah, right. On second thought, I'm a big fan of yours Eminem... can I have a new car? Hey, if you don't ask you don't get.
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Village Idiot for 31 May 2003, Eminem

Relationship Revelations

Eminem is threatening to humiliate ex-fling Mariah Carey by releasing voice-mail messages of Mariah talking like a baby and showering him with compliments. Mariah's people say they will sue if he does. Who's a bad ass rapper, your a bad ass rapper, yes you are... gotchy, gotchy goo. I don't see what Mariah is complaining about, she makes an ass of herself all the time, so why not leave it to a professional to humiliate her and destroy what's left of her fading career.
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Village Idiot for 26 Apr 2003, Eminem

Eminem Hit Hard

Apparently Universal studios has been trying to get Eminem to star in a new movie about an 18-year-old football player. Universal offered him $20 million to do the film but Eminem is afraid he might get hurt on the field. Well you can either use a stunt double or wrap extra bubble wrap underneath your padding.
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Village Idiot for 24 Aug 2002, Eminem

Parenting 101

While parents around the world have to put up with there kids listening to the lyrics known to emanate from Eminem's foul mouth, Eminem himself has made 'alternative', less offensive versions of his songs for his daughter to listen to. Today's lesson on good parenting bought to you by Bad Ass Eminem ! How to be a good parent, Chapter 1. Make sure you always insult as many people as possible, this will insure exposure to people from all walks of life...
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Village Idiot for 6 Jul 2002, Eminem

Beauty and the Beats

Eminem was upset when word got out that he was receiving beauty treatments. He feels that his bad boy image might be tarnished if people knew that he was getting facials and lymph gland drainage. "... this looks like a job for ..." anybody else but me. I wonder what else he gets done at the health spa ? Attention, attention please. Can Mr. Shady please come for his bikini wax.
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