Scream Queen

Heather let out a blood curdling scream when she spilled piping hot coffee down her shirt while at the 'Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf'. When people rushed over to see if she was alright, she said she screamed because her shirt was now ruined. At least she knows how to prioritize, never mind the ambulance for the third degree burns, just get the top to the dry cleaners. Yet another good reason to bring a babies bib when you go out with a Blonde, the other one I won't mention.