Village Idiot for 14 Feb 2004, Justin Timberlake
Justin Timberlake as the Village Idiot

Wardrobe Malfunction

Justin and Janet Jackson had a little accident during the Super Bowl Half Time Show which ended up with Janet showing a little too much as far as the sponsors where concerned. Both Janet and Justin apologized with Justin saying "I am sorry if anyone was offended by the wardrobe malfunction during the halftime performance at the Super Bowl." It seems Justin can't keep his hands off the ladies. First there was Britney's virginity, then Kylies bum and now Janet's breasts. The funny thing is that since the incident Janet has confessed to planning the act where as Justin is still sticking to the 'wardrobe malfunction' excuse.

Really Dumb

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Village Idiot for 7 Jan 2012, Justin Timberlake

Could 2012 be starting with wedding bells?

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Village Idiot for 7 Aug 2010, Justin Timberlake

Justin Scared of his own Shadow Career

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Village Idiot for 14 Jul 2007, Justin Timberlake

Full of Hot Air

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Village Idiot for 12 May 2007, Justin Timberlake

Dumb Duet

After working with stars like Snoop Dogg and Nelly, Justin Timberlake is planning on a duet with Paris Hilton. Paris said "I think we blend well and he says he has something in mind for both of us." Something in mind? More like he's out of his mind. Anyway, doesn't a duet require two singers?