Village Idiot for 6 Mar 2004, Charlize Theron
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Charlize Theron as the Village Idiot

The Pizza Analogy

Charlize left people wondering what she meant when she compared Renee Zellweger to pizza at the Oscars. Charlize compared Renee to pizza saying "She's just that good, Zellweger is like pizza in only the best sense." Sounds like Charlize decided to start celebrating a little early. I think we can attribute that comparison to a combination of Alcohol, Blondeness and being born in Benoni, South Africa. They don't grow them very bright in Benoni, being Blonde doesn't help much either.


More Charlize Theron News

Village Idiot for 22 Jul 2017, Charlize Theron

Charlize Goes Both Ways... On Screen

Charlize revealed that making love on screen is different when you're with a man vs with a woman. Charlize said "I enjoy both -- yes!" she smiled. "Doing a love scene with guys is different, but I enjoy both." Her home movie collection must be interesting, all that method acting recorded purely for research purposes.
Really Dumb
Village Idiot for 16 Apr 2016, Charlize Theron

Charlize Thinks Life's Not Fair

Charlize recently complained about how hard it was making it in the film industry because pretty people have it hard. Charlize told US Weekly "How many roles are out there for the gorgeous, f-king, gown-wearing eight-foot model? When meaty roles come through, I've been in the room and pretty people get turned away first." Damn you cruel world! All the beautiful people want is a chance, just one chance.
Really Stupid
Village Idiot for 17 Mar 2012, Charlize Theron

Monster Mum on New Adoption

Little is known but sources say Oscar winner Charlize is a new mother having adopted a "healthy baby boy" named Jackson. Charlize will be raising Jackson as a single mother after divorcing hubby Stuart Townsend in 2010. Jackson? Not really the caliber of celebrity baby name we are used to is it? She's from South Africa, if there's anything we know it's ill fitting names. She could have gone with any one of a myriad of off the cuff names like Precious, Beauty or Julius - scratch that, the last one would end up a bastard baby.
Village Idiot for 17 Feb 2007, Charlize Theron

Monster Back in Court

Miss Theron will be heading off to court for "breach of contract" after she was seen wearing a non 'Raymond Weil' watch in public. Charlize signed up to endorse the Swiss watchmaker in 2005 which required her to only wear 'Weil' watches in public. Wow, those Swiss guys are a fickle bunch. I guess now we'll she the true extent of her acting talent, can she act dumb?
Village Idiot for 18 Feb 2006, Charlize Theron

Cleavage Catastrophe

It seems that even Oscar winner Charlize has trouble finding work. Apparently Charlize revealed that she was often turned down for action roles because of her lackluster love bags. However, after staring in new action flick, Aeon Flux, Charlize said "I knew it wouldn't just be running around with big tits and kicking things. I'm not good at that. I haven't got any tits." Maybe she should talk to Jessica Simpson about cleavage control. Anyway, what good would a B grade action movie be without babes with bouncing boobs?