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Last time on "The Blonde and the Dumb"... widow to billionaire oil tycoon Howard J Marshall, Anna Nicole Smith, died under mysterious circumstances much like her son who died only months earlier after the birth of his sister, Dannielynn. Now as heir to Anna's inherited fortune and with no competition, who will be the guardian? Will it be long time lawyer and latest husband, Howard K Stern, what about hired photographer Larry Birkhead, don't forget Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband, Prince Frederick von Anhalt then there's still the ex-bodyguard and finally the always popular frozen genetic material of Howard J Marshall himself.

Anna was found "not breathing and unresponsive" after she collapsed at 'Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino' where she was staying with her husband, Howard K Stern. Reports have it that she was staying with a private nurse at the hotel and it was the nurse that found her and called 911. An autopsy is scheduled for tomorrow.

Official police reports say Anna Nicole Smith died of an "accidental overdose" of sleeping pills. The Broward County police chief said "We are convinced, based on an extensive review of the evidence, that this case is an accidental overdose with no other criminal element present." Well there goes my theory of overdoes of Twinkies and TrimSpa.

The moment we've all been waiting for has arrived Larry Birkhead is the father of Anna Nicole's baby. Ok, so no one really gives a crap but at least we know OJ Simpson is no longer an option, although it would have been easier to solve the death of blonde model, Anna, if he was. Larry said "I hate to be the one to say this, but I told you so. My baby's coming home soon." Darth Veda was less creepy delivering that line and he was half robotic and a fan of black leather.

Initially I was avoiding this topic due to the unfortunate passing of Anna's son but what's happened since is strange to say the least. About a month ago Anna gave birth to a baby girl while in the Bahamas only to find her son, Daniel, had passed away by her bedside a few days later. Since then we've had two men claim to be the father of Anna's new child. One has filed for a paternity test and the other, her lawyer, married a bikini clad Anna days after her sons death, but before his funeral. If your confused, take a number and join the rest of us.