Village Idiot for 5 Mar 2005, Jessica Simpson
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By Mike Kaplan (DefenseImagery) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
Jessica's Short Comings
Apparently Jessica admitted that her mother use to stretch Jessica's legs every night. Jessica said "My mom was so worried that I would grow up looking strange. So every night before I went to bed, she would pull my legs and stretch them so they would be in proportion with the rest of my body." Jessica's mom replied "Well, they were just so short!" Brings new meaning to "Pull the other one". Well at least we know where Jessica gets her common sense from. I think social services may have to step in if Nick and Jessica ever have a kid. Can you imagine Jessica's parenting techniques, "Nick you grab that ankle..."
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