Village Idiot for 27 Aug 2005, Cameron Diaz
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Cameron Diaz as the Village Idiot

Cameron's Future Down South

Cameron isn't worried about the effects of old age as men apparently go through the same thing. Cameron told Now magazine "...you know how girls, as you get older, your boobs sag? Well, as men get older, their balls hang lower. It's called SBH (Senior Ball Hang)." It's true, but gravity also makes our penis look longer. Fortunately for men, society doesn't have the same fascination with ball cleavage as they do with breast's. Anyway, the lower they are, the safer they are from their arch nemesis, the zipper.

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