Village Idiot for 18 Feb 2006, Charlize Theron
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Cleavage Catastrophe
It seems that even Oscar winner Charlize has trouble finding work. Apparently Charlize revealed that she was often turned down for action roles because of her lackluster love bags. However, after staring in new action flick, Aeon Flux, Charlize said "I knew it wouldn't just be running around with big tits and kicking things. I'm not good at that. I haven't got any tits." Maybe she should talk to Jessica Simpson about cleavage control. Anyway, what good would a B grade action movie be without babes with bouncing boobs?
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