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Madonna

Madonna


16 August 1958, USA

"If I was a girl again, I would like to be like my fans, I would like to be like Madonna."
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Madonna Gossip and News - Page 3

Village Idiot for 18 Apr 2015, Madonna

Madonna's Lethal Lip Lock Could be the End of Drake

Madonna tried to lay her spawn in Drake on stage at Coachella last weekend. Madonna pounced on an unsuspecting Drake, pulled back his head and proceeded to release her spawn into Drake's mouth were they would gestate for the next few weeks before bursting out of his chest. Damn facehugger, where's Ripley when you need her? The only good thing to come out of this is the fact that her spawn cycle only happens every decade so we should be safe, between spawning seasons she prefers to adopt.
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Village Idiot for 28 Mar 2015, Madonna

Tour Tickets Fail to Fly

It looks like Madonna's new tour isn't selling out as quickly as her previous endeavours. Unlike previous tours where she set records as the highest-grossing tour by a solo artist this new tour hasn't had the same impact with thousands of tickets unsold. I'm shocked by the lack of sales, I mean with the new acrobatics she added recently it's practically Cirque du Soleil or in her case Cirque du Thump. It's not every day you see a women her age sailing through the air dressed as a matador, but if you book now we'll throw in the flying cowboy and flying boy scout routine.
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Village Idiot for 28 Feb 2015, Madonna

Madonna's Disappointing Dismount

During her performance at the Brit Awards Madonna took a spectacular tumble down a flight of stairs when her cape was unceremoniously yanked while still looped around her neck. Madonna's was momentarily airborne, landing on her back only to get back up, recoup and continue with the song. I'll give her credit, she bounced back pretty quick. How many dancers do you think will need to be sacrificed to make up for the humiliation? 5 - 7 K-Fed's maybe?
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Village Idiot for 21 Feb 2015, Madonna

Madonna's Middle Aged Moaning

With the release of the '50 Shades of Grey' movie it was inevitable that sexpert Madonna would have an opinion on the matter. Madonna said "I was like, 'Hmm, a lot of spanking.' I also thought, 'This is so unrealistic because no guy goes down on a girl that much.' I'm sorry, but no one eats pussy as much as the guy in that book" Maybe if the arid sand dunes she calls labia saw some moisture once in awhile she would enjoy more male attention. Right now it's essentially Lawrence of Labia trying to survive 3.5 hours between her legs.
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Village Idiot for 10 Jan 2015, Madonna

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day or Nelson Mandela?

Madonna created more controversy with her new album when she edited photo's of Nelson Mandela and Martin Luther King Jr. to resemble her album cover. Madonna later apologized saying "I'm sorry. I'm not comparing my self to anyone. I'm admiring and acknowledging there Rebel Hearts." Well that makes sense, she's not comparing herself to them she's simply admiring and acknowledging their BUY MY NEW ALBUM!
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Village Idiot for 27 Dec 2014, Madonna

Madonna Can't Contain Her Rage

Madonna went on an InstaRage after an unfinished version of her new album was leaked online. Mad posted to Instagram saying "This is artistic rape!! These are early leaked demo's half of which wont even make it on my album the other half have changed and evolved." going on to say "This is a form of terrorism, Wtf!!!! Why do people want to destroy artistic process???" That's right people, if you listen to Madonna's new album the terrorists win. Clearly her album being leaked on the internet is very similar to rape and terrorism in the sense that half her songs are about exploding penises?
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Village Idiot for 19 Jul 2014, Madonna

Law and Distraction: Special Blonde Unit

Madonna managed to skip jury duty because she was a "distraction" after arriving at the courthouse 30 minutes late, escorted in by two court officers, three police officers, two bodyguards and an assistant. But this wasn't an issue with a court spokes person saying "We had sufficient jurors not to have created a further distraction for the courthouse. She got credit for her service and we're delighted she came." While justice might not be blind it seems it is star struck. Nothing to see here people, lets get back to convicting people, these life sentences aren't going to serve themselves.
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Village Idiot for 3 May 2014, Madonna

Biting the Hand that Adores you

Madonna got herself in trouble recently when she used the word "Gay" as a slur. During a feature on BuzzFeed Madonna was asked to name the first thing that came to mind on various topics, when asked about "Kale" Madonna replied with "Gay" to express her dislike. So from the N-word to describe her son on Instagram to using gay as an insult, 80's Madonna would not be happy. Next thing you know there'll be a secret recording of her complaining about appearing on Instagram with black people. Too soon?
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Village Idiot for 15 Feb 2014, Madonna

Sick of her own Music

Madonna doesn't like her own music saying "I hate my music! I'm sick of it - like turn it off!" later backtracking saying she was exaggerating and that she likes her music but is tired of hearing it. Madonna went on to say "Remixes of my music are good because they reinvent them." Do as she says, quickly. Pull the plug, burn the CD's, delete the MP3's. We can't miss this opportunity to erase her music from history so we can finally live in peace as the legend foretold.
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Village Idiot for 25 Jan 2014, Madonna

Madonna from da Hood

In recent weeks Madonna has been bringing her street lingo to family photo's posting pics of her son Rocco holding bottles of booze and now posting a pic and referring to him as "dis ni***" Madonna quickly removed the pics saying "Ok, let me start this again. #get off my dick haters!" Madonna later went on to say "I am sorry if I offended anyone with my use of the N word on Instagram. It was not meant as a racial slur.. I am not a racist. There's no way to defend the use of the word. It was all about intention.. It was used as a term of endearment toward my son who is white. I appreciate that it's a provocative word and I apologize if it gave people the wrong impression. Forgive me." That kid must be pretty hard if his mother has that much street cred. Respek!
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