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Village Idiot for 3 Jun 2006, Britney Spears
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Britney Spears as the Village Idiot

Darwin's Theory put to the Test

After using her child as a hood ornament, then as a test candidate for baby bungee cords, Britney's latest blunder was nearly dropping baby Sean while walking the streets of New York. It was only the quick thinking of a body guard that saved young Sean from snapping his neck, while mother dearest could only muster up "This is why I need a gun." Of course, what would a mother be without a gun? While you're buying the gun maybe you should consider a bullet proof vest for the kid, God knows he'll need it.


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