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Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson


10 July 1980, USA

"I kinda want to be the Reese Witherspoon of the music industry... the girl next door who wears a great dress and has great hair."
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Jessica Simpson Gossip and News - Page 3

20 Nov 2010

The Simpson behemoth is Engaged

After catching whiff of ex-hubby Nick Lachey's engagement to Vanessa Minnillo,... (read more of this Idiotic story)

30 Oct 2010

That's why everything's bigger in Texas

Ex-Daisy Duke revealed the reason to her current circumference - fried food.... (read more of this Idiotic story)

9 Oct 2010

Fart Facts

Keen to cut down on her ozone killing contributions, Jessica tweeted about a new... (read more of this Really Stupid story)

28 Aug 2010

Jessica from the Block?

Dim witted Jessica claims to have a "white girl booty" and would rather sit on... (read more of this Really Stupid story)

10 Jul 2010

Economic Downturn Affects the Price of Beauty

Jessica's show, The Price of Beauty, is heading for cancellation after... (read more of this Idiotic story)

8 May 2010

Aiming High - Scoring Low

Jessica told People magazine that she wants to be like First Lady Michelle... (read more of this Really Stupid story)

20 Mar 2010

Bad Breath Blonde

Jessica Simpson, who recently complained about ex-boyfriend John Mayer... (read more of this Really Stupid story)

6 Mar 2010

Jessica Talks Sex

Miss Simpson has hit back at ex-boyfriend John Mayer's talk about her bedroom... (read more of this Really Dumb story)

7 Nov 2009

Big Sister Jess Steps In

Acting and TV aficionado Jessica decided the world needed to know her thoughts... (read more of this Idiotic story)

19 Sep 2009

Bitch Bites the Dust

The search for Miss Simpson's beloved lesbian pooch, Daisy, has been called off... (read more of this Really Stupid story)