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Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson

10 July 1980, USA

"I kinda want to be the Reese Witherspoon of the music industry... the girl next door who wears a great dress and has great hair."
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Jessica Simpson Gossip and News - Page 5

28 Jun 2008

Jessica Wants Your Sausage

The ever insightful Jessica Simpson has invoked the wrath of PETA by wearing a... (read more of this Dumb story)

24 May 2008

Jessica Hits the Bottle

After hearing about ex-fling John Mayer getting together with Jennifer Aniston,... (read more of this Really Stupid story)

2 Feb 2008

Getting Tough

Jessica is going to sue OK! magazine after they said that Jess' current... (read more of this Really Stupid story)

22 Dec 2007

Southern Charm

Desperate to be taken seriously as an actress Miss Simpson is considering a role... (read more of this Really Stupid story)

29 Sep 2007

Country Bumpkin

Jessica's Pimp/Father has revealed that Miss Daisy Duke herself is planning on... (read more of this Really Stupid story)

19 May 2007

Not so Great Escape

In a rush to get to the 'MET Costume Institute Benefit Gala', Jessica... (read more of this Dumb story)

17 Mar 2007

Jessica has Standards

It looks like there are some things even Jessica Simpson won't do, like leaving... (read more of this Really Dumb story)

30 Dec 2006

Jess Talks Dirty

One time Daisy Duke, Jessica Simpson, has revealed that she protects her... (read more of this Stupid story)

25 Nov 2006

Sex Sale Mess

Friends of Jessica have told how she "mistakenly" hired a male escort while... (read more of this Stupid story)

2 Sep 2006

Kiss Off

In an act beyond comprehension Jessica asked Britney Spears if she could kiss... (read more of this Idiotic story)