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Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson

10 July 1980, USA

"I kinda want to be the Reese Witherspoon of the music industry... the girl next door who wears a great dress and has great hair."
Really Stupid x 61

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Village Idiot for 31 Jul 2004, Jessica Simpson

Blonde X-Men

Jessica is to become one of the X-men. Apparently Jessica landed a role in the third "X-men" movie weeks after landing the role as Daisy in "The Dukes of Hazzard" movie. Jessica is set to be mutant freak 'Dazzler'. Apparently the character Dazzler's super power is the ability to turn sound into light, I can't wait to see one of Jessica's infamous power belches. Taking Jessica's attention span and ability to remember lines into consideration, I've got a feeling it's going to take awhile for both movies to be made.