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Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton


17 February 1981, USA

"I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris."
Really Stupid x 126

Paris Hilton Gossip and News - Page 9

5 Jan 2008

Welcome to West Africa

OK, I don't know who's idea this was but you've had your laugh, you can have her... (read more of this story)

5 Jan 2008

Round 2

Grab what's left of your mangled penis and run Benji, Porn Star Paris wants you... (read more of this story)

13 Oct 2007

Paris Hilton and Suffering go Hand in Hand

Porn star Paris is planning on visiting Rwanda in November saying "There's so... (read more of this Really Stupid story)

15 Sep 2007

The End of Humanity

Porn Star Paris is still threatening the extinction of the human race saying she... (read more of this Idiotic story)

30 Jun 2007

Really?

Citizens of America, you are hereby welcomed to join the rest of the world as we... (read more of this story)

16 Jun 2007

Back to Prison

Normally I criticise people on his site but I think I've found a true hero in... (read more of this story)

16 Jun 2007

Paris Fights Nature

Trying to spin her jail sentence in her favour Paris has claimed that she used... (read more of this Really Stupid story)

5 May 2007

Paris in Prison

After being caught driving her new Bentley with a suspended license pay-per-view... (read more of this Idiotic story)

10 Mar 2007

Beware, Paris Behind the Wheel

After being sentenced to three years probation last year for a DUI, Porn Star... (read more of this Really Stupid story)

10 Feb 2007

Miss Hilton takes on the Internet

After not paying rent on a storage facility and then losing it in an auction to... (read more of this Really Stupid story)