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Scarlett Johansson as the Village Idiot

Buy a Babe


Village Idiot for 15 Mar 2008, Scarlett Johansson

If you're into cleavage overflow, and lets face it... who's not? then you won't want to miss the charity auction on eBay to win a date with Miss Big-Boobs Johansson herself. The winning bid will receive two tickets to the red carpet premiere of her movie "He's just not that into you", like you'll be able to focus on anything but the twins. That's weird, why would you want two ticket's? unless she's taking up French lesson's... ménage trois perhaps? Anyway, what could be safer than auctioning off a date with some random folk on the internet? UPDATE: Auctions over, sold to a guy from the UK for $40,100, hope you enjoy the view.

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