Village Idiot for 2 Aug 2008, Jessica Simpson
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Jessica Simpson as the Village Idiot

Country Cross-over Catastrophe

Miss Simpson's attempt to become a Country star has run into a few snags with Country bumpkins criticizing her singing going so far as to say "It's crap, She doesn't belong here." Jessica commented on stage "...I'm just a girl from Texas; I'm just like you. I'm doing what I love and dating a boy," That's right, she's just like you, she dates boys... wait a minute? It's too late now, we're not taking her back, she's gone Country and we don't want her back, YeeHah!!! Y'all.

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