Village Idiot for 24 Jan 2009, Britney Spears
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Britney Spears as the Village Idiot

The book of Brit

The Daily Mirror reports that Brit Twit has landed a $14million deal to write her autobiography. A source revealed "There have been numerous unofficial biographies printed about Britney, but she's never agreed to pen her own tome - until now... She's kept diaries so there's nothing she'll leave out unless she wants to." We finally get to see inside the mind of a nut case and it only cost $14million. Enjoy the recession, I know Britney will.

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More Britney Spears News

Village Idiot for 27 Jan 2018, Britney Spears

Britney Has No Intentions on Leaving Las Vegas

Britney has signed a new deal for a residency at Las Vegas' Park Theater, inside the Monte Carlo. A spokesperson said "They made the offer and she just couldn't refuse. She loves Vegas!" It looks like Sin City is stuck with Brit Twit for the foreseeable future.
Village Idiot for 4 Nov 2017, Britney Spears

Britney's Last Will and Testament

Britney is apparently rethinking what her two kids will get when she dies. Currently the will states both kids will inherit her entire fortune at 18 if she dies but she wants to change it so they only get a bit over time. Well I have to hand it to Britney, knowing herself she knows the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. And we all know that Spears/Federline combo is pure nuts.
Village Idiot for 7 Oct 2017, Britney Spears

Britney the Drunk Whisperer

Britney recently called a drunk at her concert to join her on stage and dance to one of her songs. After flailing about Britney regained her composer and approached the drunk asking "Why, hello! Are you okay?". After giving him a t-shirt she exclaimed "Oh, my goodness. You smell like you have a lot of alcohol on your breath." Only one person is allowed to be drunk at a Britney Spears concert and that's Britney, I'm not sure how others manage to endure one of her shows.
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Village Idiot for 19 Aug 2017, Britney Spears

Britney's Stage Performance gets Real

Britney Spears had an unwanted guest when a man jumped on stage while she was lip syncing at one of her Las Vegas shows. Britney was ushered off stage by security while the man was arrested. In all fairness she had just finished singing "(You Drive Me) Crazy", so I guess she really drove him crazy.
Village Idiot for 15 Jul 2017, Britney Spears

Britney Deny's Lip Syncing Facts

Britney tried to deny her lip syncing act on a TV interview in Israel. Britney said "A lot of people think that I don't sing live, Because I'm dancing so much, I do have a little bit of playback, but there's a mixture of my voice and the playback." She went on to say "It really pisses me off because I am busting my ass out there and singing at the same time and nobody ever really gives me credit for it." Imagine how pissed people are to find out you are lip syncing, unless you think your out of breath lumbering on stage qualifies as singing.