The Simpson to return to TV
Us Weekly reports that Jessica is negotiating a new show called "The Price of Beauty" where Jess and a friend travel the world exploring cultural differences in beauty and body image, no doubt with a full hair and make-up team. This thing has international incident written all over it. I would recommend making your donation to the red cross now just in case she starts wrestling with a native over food aide supplies, think of it as pre-emptive charitable work. For all we know by the end of the show she might even have adopted one of Madonna's chosen children.