Village Idiot for 13 Jun 2009, Britney Spears
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Britney Spears as the Village Idiot

No Booze for Bargain Britney

Strict rules are in place for Britney's European tour because of her drinking problem. A source at the venue said "... we've been made to sign contracts promising not to drink or allow any of the VIP guests to have alcohol." In related news, ticket sales of Britney's tour have been dismal forcing concert promoters to sell £100 tickets for £2 to fill the arena. "The shows on the weekend still had a number of unsold tickets... They all went, but taking a £98 hit on each sale wasn't particularly pleasing for anyone concerned." Isn't there a law protecting people that states any form of drug can, and must, be taken before being exposed to Britney Spears? I believe it's in the Geneva Conventions, look it up.

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