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Britney Spears

Britney Spears

2 December 1981, USA

"I trip and I burp and I fart, like everybody else."
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Britney Spears Gossip and News - Page 3

Village Idiot for 12 Sep 2015, Britney Spears

Britney's Never Leaving Las Vegas

Britney announced during one of her shows that she will be extending her Vegas residency by two years. Britney said "Usually I get you guys to help me count to three, but tonight I want you to help me count to two because I'm going to be in Vegas for two more years!" Alright, who's the asshole who helped her to count to two? Now look what you've done, I hope you're happy with yourself.
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Village Idiot for 27 Jun 2015, Britney Spears

See How Big Britney's Budget Is

A recent court document reveals just how much money Miss Spears makes and spends in a year. Miss Spears apparently made $14 million in 2014 and had total assets valued at $45,982,505.75. Britney reportedly spends $49,383.35 on wardrobe, $19,791.69 on makeup and hairdressing and then $3,058 on Christmas decorations and $24,720.95 on pet care. How many baubles and fairy lights does it take to light one house? and what does she feed her pets, filet mignon?
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Village Idiot for 9 May 2015, Britney Spears

Britney Limping Along

Brit Twit decided to follow in her icons footsteps and pull a Madonna on stage. Britney managed to sprain her ankle and had to postpone two shows after doctors told her to rest for two days. Britney took to Twitter saying "...had a little scare on stage tonight with my ankle but I'm ok!" Turns out it is difficult plodding around the stage pretending to sing while music plays in the background. What's that? She's still getting paid? Of course she is.
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Village Idiot for 29 Nov 2014, Britney Spears

For the Love of Cheetos

Brit Twit isn't in Vegas for the money, instead she's doing it for the job security it gives her crew. An insider said "Britney doesn't need the money. The security of two more years is great for her dancers, crew, and everyone involved" However with ticket sales stalled the insider said "She said that there was no way in hell that she would perform to a half-empty theatre" I don't see the issue, full house or half, pressing play and wandering around the stage in search of sustenance is gonna be the same.
Village Idiot for 15 Nov 2014, Britney Spears

Britney's Dating Game

Britney has found a new man thanks to dad/conservator/handler/pimp? Brit Twits new man, Charlie Ebersol, was handpicked by Jamie Spears and had to under go a background check and sign the confidentiality agreement before even meeting Brit Twit. Nothing says love like legal documents, all the formality of marriage, none of the alimony when they split up. I can't see this going wrong.
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Village Idiot for 25 Oct 2014, Britney Spears

Britney Bonus Round

Brit Twit's people have reportedly renegotiated her contract after only 50 shows from $310,000 to $475,000 a show. Britney is now just $1,000 shy of Celine Dion but $125,000 more than Jennifer Lopez who just signed a two year deal. That's right people, she doesn't even sing as is apparent in recent recordings, she just wonders around on stage.
Village Idiot for 20 Sep 2014, Britney Spears

Britney will screw Porn Star

Britney has sent a legal letter to Cali Lee after her man, David Lucado, had an affair with the Porn Star resulting in their breakup. Brit's lawyers sent a letter to prevent Cali from disclosing anything she made have heard via David which states "Rest assured that our client has the resources and the resolve to pursue this matter no matter what the financial cost or outlay in time." That's right bitch, resources. And we don't mean the Cheetos laden trucks that supply Brit Twit with her weekly snack, proper resources like strongly worded letters holding you accountable for things David Lucado signed in his confidentiality agreement which she, Cali Lee, is not bound by.
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Village Idiot for 6 Sep 2014, Britney Spears

Where's the Love?

Brit Twit has called it off with boyfriend David Lucado after video emerged of him cheating with another women. Since the break up Britney's team led by her dad, Jamie Spears, has prevented David from contacting her and attending her show in Vegas. I recommend a buy on any Cheetos related stock. I don't know who to feel bad for in all this; Britney always unlucky in love, David with no more cash cow to milk or Britney's backup dancers she'll be eyeing as a father figure for her boys aka K-Fed 2.0.
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Village Idiot for 2 Aug 2014, Britney Spears

Make it Stop, No More Britney Leaks!

It's no secret Britney's not a great performer after her bad lip syncing with heavy breathing was revealed earlier in the year but now we have her straight out of the studio. A leaked version of Brit Twit's song "Alien" was leaked online without auto tune and it's, well, not for the sensitive. My apologies and condolences to all that listened to the below recording. Is it fair to say at this point her career is essentially one big marketing experiment?
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Village Idiot for 10 May 2014, Britney Spears

Please don't Hit me Baby one more Time

Brit Twit is being sued by an ex dancer for breaking Dawn Noel's nose during rehearsals for "Work Bitch" last summer. Noel claims Britney showed up "in a disheveled and confused state" and had "difficulty learning the moves and following simple directions." Noel claims she was standing next to Britney when Britney "twirled in an unbalanced and reckless manner, arms extended out to her sides and forcefully backhanded" her in the face. If Britney tells you to work, you work... bitch! If you think that's bad, Kevin Federline was forced to marry her as punishment for eating some of her Cheetos.
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