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Britney Spears

Britney Spears


2 December 1981, USA

"I trip and I burp and I fart, like everybody else."
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Britney Spears Gossip and News - Page 7

Village Idiot for 30 Jan 2010, Britney Spears

Hotel Britney

Since the end of her tour Brit Twit has spent her days wondering the hallways of LA hotel 'Mondrian' speaking in a British accent mimicking Stewie from 'Family Guy'. Britney has since decided to make the hotel her home, even though she lives just up the road, with a hotel source saying "She uses the gym, is waited on and she uses the babysitting service." In the old days celebrities at a hotel meant watching out for the odd TV hurled from a window, now-a-days you have rednecks speaking in British accent's while staff prevent their offspring from chewing electrical cord. Same drugs, lower standards.
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Village Idiot for 26 Dec 2009, Britney Spears

A Christmas Story

'twas 2 days before Christmas and all through LA everyone was happy, Britney's conservatorship was here to stay. The night lit up as Jamie Spears began to grin, he could leech off his daughter just pour her another glass of gin. But out in the valley sobbing could be heard, poor K-Fed had just received child support minus legal fee's 'til next year June the twenty-third. Merry Christmas from Blondesville.
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Village Idiot for 15 Aug 2009, Britney Spears

Never mind your P's & Q's

While raiding a swag suite in L.A. last week Brit Twit's parenting skills shone in all their glory when both Sean Preston and Jayden James decided to repeatedly shout out "Oh shit!" while mama Spears carried on scavenging. An onlooker said "She was too busy picking out freebies to chastise the boys for misbehaving." It's a common phrase in the Spears clan, I believe Britney herself shouted it out when K-Fed got her knocked up the first time. I won't mention what she said the second time.
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Village Idiot for 11 Jul 2009, Britney Spears

Pop tart Popping Pills?

Apparently Brit Twit has subsidised alcohol with over the counter diet pills and energy drinks to fuel her current tour. A family insider said "Britney was definitely trying to get high by taking too many diet pills and energy drinks, Jamie thinks the combination of the two is making her whacked-out and, causing her to lash out in weird angry rampages." If only the diet pills would kick in; with all that energy drink induced bouncing around I don't think the stage floor boards can withstand much more.
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Village Idiot for 13 Jun 2009, Britney Spears

No Booze for Bargain Britney

Strict rules are in place for Britney's European tour because of her drinking problem. A source at the venue said "... we've been made to sign contracts promising not to drink or allow any of the VIP guests to have alcohol." In related news, ticket sales of Britney's tour have been dismal forcing concert promoters to sell £100 tickets for £2 to fill the arena. "The shows on the weekend still had a number of unsold tickets... They all went, but taking a £98 hit on each sale wasn't particularly pleasing for anyone concerned." Isn't there a law protecting people that states any form of drug can, and must, be taken before being exposed to Britney Spears? I believe it's in the Geneva Conventions, look it up.
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Village Idiot for 9 May 2009, Britney Spears

Protecting her Pipes

Keen to protect her voice, lip-sync professional - Britney, plans on buying an oxygen chamber worth $15,000. Sources say "Since her Vancouver gig, where she ran off stage as it was too smoky, she's become paranoid about breathing in too much bad air. She's keen on an oxygen chamber that will reverse any smoke inhalation damage." Even breathing's expensive now-a-days. Maybe it's just me but wouldn't it help more if she just quit smoking? Better yet, quit the music industry all together.
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Village Idiot for 18 Apr 2009, Britney Spears

Gloomy Economy

In a sign that the economy is recovering, or at least common sense prevailing, Brit Twit may have to cut her current Circus tour of the USA, Canada and the UK short due to the economic climate. Talks of expanding the tour to include Europe, Australia and then a second tour of the USA have been put off due to a feasibility study. It might not be the return of financial stability we were all hoping for but at least it's a sign that things are looking up.
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Village Idiot for 14 Mar 2009, Britney Spears

Britney's Naked Ambition

While in Florida on her Circus tour professional mime Britney, who has only sung one full song while on tour, let slip backstage that she had a wardrobe malfunction. Britney, not realising her microphone was still on since who needs a microphone when you're lip-syncing, was heard by the entire audience saying "My pussy was hanging out.". I think she took the whole lip-syncing thing a little far. "What's that flapping noise Y'all,?"
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Village Idiot for 7 Feb 2009, Britney Spears

Britney's Tour in Peril

Britney is threatening to cancel her tour after a deal made between Britney, ex-hubby K-Fed and Britney's dad Jamie was scrapped after K-Fed's lawyers got wind of the deal going down behind their backs. The deal was designed to give Britney access to her boys while she was on tour by paying a small fee of $4000.00 a week to K-Fed to stay in specific city's close to her tour venues. That's right, daddy K-Fed was going to pimp the kids. In all fairness half of the money was to pay for Sean's tranquillisers during mommies visitation's,
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Village Idiot for 24 Jan 2009, Britney Spears

The book of Brit

The Daily Mirror reports that Brit Twit has landed a $14million deal to write her autobiography. A source revealed "There have been numerous unofficial biographies printed about Britney, but she's never agreed to pen her own tome - until now... She's kept diaries so there's nothing she'll leave out unless she wants to." We finally get to see inside the mind of a nut case and it only cost $14million. Enjoy the recession, I know Britney will.
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