Village Idiot for 22 Aug 2009, Jessica Simpson
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Jessica Simpson as the Village Idiot

Off to a Shaky Start

Avoiding current affairs and news events, no doubt due to the icky factor, Miss Daisy Duke Tweeted about her first earthquake experience while in Japan for the start of her new TV show. Jessica let the world know via Twitter "Thought I was hallucinating. I have never felt anything like this in my life. Laying in bed watching CNN." The God's are not happy with her arrival. Quick find a volcano, she must be sacrificed. I'm not buying the scenario. Maybe if she said "What the... Spongebob funny." I would believe her, but CNN? not a chance.

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