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Jessica Simpson as the Village Idiot

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Village Idiot for 9 Oct 2010, Jessica Simpson

Keen to cut down on her ozone killing contributions, Jessica tweeted about a new way to cut down on farts which essentially stated "reduce your intake of dairy products and fatty foods" Jessica's tweet reads "This link just made my morning! ... The average person farts about 14 TIMES each day!" Scientific research, now for 11 year olds and celebrities. Considering Miss Simpson's growth in girth I suspect her gas problems are here to stay. Time to stock up on sunscreen.

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