Boob Bailout

Miss Simpson confessed her airbags are a great way of getting out of parking tickets. Jessica is quoted in People magazine as saying "There's no way to hide them as much as you want to bandage your boobs down." going on to say "Now I can make my way in and out of parking tickets: Show the girls and give a wink!" Yes the secret to her success - winking, and her boobs. Everyone that thought I was going to say talent, go sit in the corner. Not only are they great for getting out of parking tickets but they also protect women against the everyday perils of taking responsibility for your actions. But who's complaining? Viva La Revolucion!