Village Idiot for 30 Apr 2011, Britney Spears
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Britney Spears as the Village Idiot

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In preparation for her tour Brit Twit has banned all forms of junk food including hot dogs, pizza and cookie dough ice cream. Oh, and alcohol. Brit Twit has also requested Michael Jackson albums be played repeatedly and hired his dance team to recreate some of his routines. Because when you're from the South alcohol is just part of your Saturday morning routine. And Monday through Friday. But not Sunday, that's God's day, 'till after noon that is. So you get to see a detoxing Britney on stage flailing about grabbing her crotch. That's tour gold I tell you, gold!

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