Village Idiot for 30 Apr 2011, Britney Spears
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Britney Spears as the Village Idiot

Britney bans nom, nom, nom...

In preparation for her tour Brit Twit has banned all forms of junk food including hot dogs, pizza and cookie dough ice cream. Oh, and alcohol. Brit Twit has also requested Michael Jackson albums be played repeatedly and hired his dance team to recreate some of his routines. Because when you're from the South alcohol is just part of your Saturday morning routine. And Monday through Friday. But not Sunday, that's God's day, 'till after noon that is. So you get to see a detoxing Britney on stage flailing about grabbing her crotch. That's tour gold I tell you, gold!


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Village Idiot for 27 Jan 2018, Britney Spears

Britney Has No Intentions on Leaving Las Vegas

Britney has signed a new deal for a residency at Las Vegas' Park Theater, inside the Monte Carlo. A spokesperson said "They made the offer and she just couldn't refuse. She loves Vegas!" It looks like Sin City is stuck with Brit Twit for the foreseeable future.
Village Idiot for 4 Nov 2017, Britney Spears

Britney's Last Will and Testament

Britney is apparently rethinking what her two kids will get when she dies. Currently the will states both kids will inherit her entire fortune at 18 if she dies but she wants to change it so they only get a bit over time. Well I have to hand it to Britney, knowing herself she knows the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. And we all know that Spears/Federline combo is pure nuts.
Village Idiot for 7 Oct 2017, Britney Spears

Britney the Drunk Whisperer

Britney recently called a drunk at her concert to join her on stage and dance to one of her songs. After flailing about Britney regained her composer and approached the drunk asking "Why, hello! Are you okay?". After giving him a t-shirt she exclaimed "Oh, my goodness. You smell like you have a lot of alcohol on your breath." Only one person is allowed to be drunk at a Britney Spears concert and that's Britney, I'm not sure how others manage to endure one of her shows.
Really Stupid
Village Idiot for 19 Aug 2017, Britney Spears

Britney's Stage Performance gets Real

Britney Spears had an unwanted guest when a man jumped on stage while she was lip syncing at one of her Las Vegas shows. Britney was ushered off stage by security while the man was arrested. In all fairness she had just finished singing "(You Drive Me) Crazy", so I guess she really drove him crazy.
Village Idiot for 15 Jul 2017, Britney Spears

Britney Deny's Lip Syncing Facts

Britney tried to deny her lip syncing act on a TV interview in Israel. Britney said "A lot of people think that I don't sing live, Because I'm dancing so much, I do have a little bit of playback, but there's a mixture of my voice and the playback." She went on to say "It really pisses me off because I am busting my ass out there and singing at the same time and nobody ever really gives me credit for it." Imagine how pissed people are to find out you are lip syncing, unless you think your out of breath lumbering on stage qualifies as singing.