Village Idiot for 7 May 2011, Lady Gaga
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Lady Gaga as the Village Idiot

LA is a Tight Squeeze

In a recent interview Lady Gaga complained about plastic surgery "promoting insecurity" and went on to compare moving to LA to a clenched vagina. Gaga told Harper's Bazaar "... going to try and embrace Hollywood and assimilate to that culture? I put my toe in that water, and it was a Kegel-exercise vaginal reaction where I clenched and had to retract immediately." Someone sounds stuck up. Clench and retract - sounds like the first thing a guy does when he realises he's in bed with Lady Gaga, by then it is too late.


More Lady Gaga News

Village Idiot for 30 Dec 2017, Lady Gaga

Going Gaga in Vegas

Lady Gaga announced she'll start a 2 year residency in the Las Vegas MGM Park Theater starting December 2018. Gaga released a statement saying "It's the land of Elvis, Tony Bennett and Frank Sinatra, the Rat Pack, Elton John, Judy Garland and Liza Minnelli. It has been a life-long dream of mine to play Las Vegas." Well at least she wont look so out of place with all the other weird stuff that happens in Vegas.
Village Idiot for 16 Dec 2017, Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga Needs to Put Her Cock Away

Lady Gaga has some pissed off neighbours thanks to her giant cock! Gaga's neighbours have complained that her rooster has been waking them up early saying "Gaga's roosters have been waking us up at the crack of dawn. We have a newborn baby, and he can't get any sleep because that rooster is squawking away" going on to say "She doesn't live on a farm. This is a multi-million dollar residential beach neighborhood in Malibu" Maybe they should ask for a "gag" order for her and her cock? (I apologize for all the cock jokes, who could resist?)
Village Idiot for 21 Oct 2017, Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga Was Roasted by Gordon Ramsay

Foul mouthed celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay inadvertently savaged one of Lady Gaga's pastry creations by mistake. A prankster sent Gordon a photo of a failed pink and white cake (made by Lady Gaga) asking for a review to which he replied "How to make your sister cry on her birthday, Bake her a mess !!!!!" On the bright side she wasn't wearing it like her other fashion choices. Then again maybe she should stick to dressing funny instead of cooking.
Really Dumb
Village Idiot for 16 Sep 2017, Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga has Some Weird Madonna Fantasy's

Lady Gaga says she wants Madonna to throw her against a wall and kiss her. In her new biopic Gaga: Five Foot Two she talks about her feud with Madonna and says "I just want Madonna to push me up against a wall, kiss me and tell me I'm a piece of shit." So now she's promoting abuse and forcing yourself on someone? I'm so confused. But I guess that's how a publicity stunt is born.
Village Idiot for 21 Jan 2017, Lady Gaga

Are You Ready for Lady Gaga's Super Bowl Performance?

Lady Gaga's SuperBowl performance is gonna be different. Gaga says in a behind-the-scenes video for Pepsi "I've been planning this since I was 4, so I know exactly what I'm going to do," she goes on to say "What can I do differently?" All right people, time to place your bets. Current favourite is her ripping off a meat bikini revealing her vajazzled regions which act as a mirror ball while she performs Born This Way.
Really Stupid