Village Idiot for 18 Jun 2011, Britney Spears
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Britney Spears as the Village Idiot

Damn you 2012

Damn you 2012, either way you get what you want. Brit Twit is getting married, again. Britney is now engaged to her former manager, Jason Trawick, who proposed to her by writing a romantic poem and filling the ground floor of their Los Angeles mansion with candles and roses. A source said "Britney's desperate to settle down again and have more children. But she is very traditional and didn't want to start a family with Jason until they'd tied the knot." I'm not sure what shocks me more, the fact that she wants more children or the fact the she is "traditional" and wants to be married first. I don't remember her vagina being so picky back in the 90's.


More Britney Spears News

Village Idiot for 27 Jan 2018, Britney Spears

Britney Has No Intentions on Leaving Las Vegas

Britney has signed a new deal for a residency at Las Vegas' Park Theater, inside the Monte Carlo. A spokesperson said "They made the offer and she just couldn't refuse. She loves Vegas!" It looks like Sin City is stuck with Brit Twit for the foreseeable future.
Village Idiot for 4 Nov 2017, Britney Spears

Britney's Last Will and Testament

Britney is apparently rethinking what her two kids will get when she dies. Currently the will states both kids will inherit her entire fortune at 18 if she dies but she wants to change it so they only get a bit over time. Well I have to hand it to Britney, knowing herself she knows the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. And we all know that Spears/Federline combo is pure nuts.
Village Idiot for 7 Oct 2017, Britney Spears

Britney the Drunk Whisperer

Britney recently called a drunk at her concert to join her on stage and dance to one of her songs. After flailing about Britney regained her composer and approached the drunk asking "Why, hello! Are you okay?". After giving him a t-shirt she exclaimed "Oh, my goodness. You smell like you have a lot of alcohol on your breath." Only one person is allowed to be drunk at a Britney Spears concert and that's Britney, I'm not sure how others manage to endure one of her shows.
Really Stupid
Village Idiot for 19 Aug 2017, Britney Spears

Britney's Stage Performance gets Real

Britney Spears had an unwanted guest when a man jumped on stage while she was lip syncing at one of her Las Vegas shows. Britney was ushered off stage by security while the man was arrested. In all fairness she had just finished singing "(You Drive Me) Crazy", so I guess she really drove him crazy.
Village Idiot for 15 Jul 2017, Britney Spears

Britney Deny's Lip Syncing Facts

Britney tried to deny her lip syncing act on a TV interview in Israel. Britney said "A lot of people think that I don't sing live, Because I'm dancing so much, I do have a little bit of playback, but there's a mixture of my voice and the playback." She went on to say "It really pisses me off because I am busting my ass out there and singing at the same time and nobody ever really gives me credit for it." Imagine how pissed people are to find out you are lip syncing, unless you think your out of breath lumbering on stage qualifies as singing.