Not fat, worse, she's Pregnant and Flatulent
After "admitting" on Twitter that she was a "mummy" with a picture of her dressed as an "Egyptian mummy" (I tried to play that one down, got to try keep some standards around here), Jessica has gone on to talk about her pregnancy and tendency to fart. Jessica, using her now favourite means of communication - Twitter, said "The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!", "The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!" Makes my eyes water just reading that. Nick Lachey must be kicking himself round about now, and by kicking himself I mean banging Vanessa Minnillo.