Village Idiot for 3 Dec 2011, Courtney Love
Courtney Love as the Village Idiot

Courtney taking Charge?

Courtney Love claims to be Lindsay Lohan's sobriety coach, explaining pretty much everything going wrong with Lindsay as of late. Courntey didn't go into much detail saying only "I've taken up Lohan because nobody else will. She's further down the line than I was," Charlie Sheen would have been a better bet, we all know Charlie has a way with the ladies. This is pretty much a textbook example of the blind leading the blind or in this case the druggie leading the druggie down the dark ally for her next hit.


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Village Idiot for 23 Apr 2016, Courtney Love

Too Drunk for Coachella

Courtney Love was kicked out of Coachella's after party called Neon Carnival for being too drunk in the VIP area. A source said "She was literally falling over. It just became a little too sloppy, and she was removed. She wasn't coherent at all." This doesn't sound like the pillar of society we've all come to know.
Really Stupid
Village Idiot for 16 May 2015, Courtney Love

Courtney's Crazy Counselling

Courtney Love apparently owes her Soho shrink over $48,000 for sessions. Dr. Edward Ratush claims to be an "addiction psychiatrist" and uses alternative therapies such as trans-cranial magnetic stimulation and spiritual interventions to treat addicts. It's all making sense now, Courtney's strange behaviour over the years, she needs more trans-cranial magnetic stimulation. Maybe what she really needs is repressed memory therapy to remember to pay her bills.
Village Idiot for 31 Jan 2015, Courtney Love

Courtney's Drug Denial

Courtney Love admitted in an interview for the HBO documentary "Kurt Cobain: Montage Of Heck." that she took Heroine while pregnant with daughter Francis Bean Cobain. Courtney said "I used it once then stopped. I knew she would be fine," Previously, in 2011, Courtney said "But so fucking what!? I didn't even know I was pregnant at the time! I also took a few puffs on a cigarette when my belly was out to here, but most of those nine months, I walked around with nicotine patches all over my body. When you have a baby inside you, you're not going to do drugs or something stupid" Who cares about the first few weeks of pregnancy, it's not like anything important happens, right?
Village Idiot for 14 Jun 2014, Courtney Love

Courtney says No to Love

Courtney Love claims she spurned Russell Brand's sexual advances when he propositioned her due to body odour concerns. Courtney said "When we were friends, he tried to hit on me. He goes, 'I have had a lot of grand conversations, darling, but none of them have ended in an orgasm. Can we go in a room?'" Courtney continued "I said to him, 'Russell, you are too musky for me, man.' He is a little musky. We did yoga together and the musk was there." Courtney's a classy women, you don't just come outright and ask her for sex. You have to seduce her. Lay a path of pills (uppers and downers) leading to the bedroom and make a heart on the bed with mixed medication. Amateur.
Village Idiot for 17 May 2014, Courtney Love

Courtney Love a Role Model?

With 50 just around the corner Courtney has come to the realization that she's a role model saying "I never used to think about being a role model for girls, but I do now. I have a 21-year-old daughter and I realise how our actions can create copycat desires," With recent Kurt Cobain suicide details being released by Seattle PD and a letter where Kurt calls her a "bitch with zits" I'm not sure anyone should be looking to her for anything, especially not skin care advice.