Village Idiot for 28 Jan 2012, Britney Spears
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Britney Spears as the Village Idiot

Early Wedding Gift

You're free! Brit Twits dad, Jamie Spears, has asked a judge to end his conservatorship over his cash cow daughter. A source said "Jamie wants to go to court in early February so Britney will be a free woman in every sense when she marries." It's the moment every father dreams of, watching his daughter walk down the isle of the courtroom to be declared relatively sane.

"Will you, Judge, declare my daughter legally competent, from this day forth? I do."
"And do you, Britney, promise to avoid sharp and shiny objects? I do"
"I know pronounce you legal tender for your new husband to cash in."

Dumb

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