Village Idiot for 25 Feb 2012, Jessica Simpson
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Jessica Simpson as the Village Idiot

Back of the Line

Hoping for some pregnancy sympathy Jessica tried to cut the line at La Super-Rica Taqueria but was quickly escorted back to the end of the line when others in the line started yelling at her. A source says "Apparently Jessica was too hungry to wait on the line like everyone else, so she tried to walk straight to the front in the hope that someone would take pity on her pregnant self. Unfortunately for Jess, the line went crazy and other hungry people started yelling at her. It was so embarrassing. Eventually, Jess was escorted to the back of the line. But she didn't want to wait. After all that, she just went to grab some Taco Bell around the corner." Good call, you really don't want to be stuck behind a flatulent pregnant women in a Mexican restaurant.

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