Village Idiot for 14 Jul 2012, Scarlett Johansson
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Scarlett Johansson as the Village Idiot

Temporary Idiot Status

Please note this Village Idiot status will stay in place until Miss Johansson sign's up for the sequel to 'The Avengers' netting her a cool $20 million. After the success of 'The Avengers' grossing $1 billion, Movie bosses are keep for Scarlett to reprise her role in the sequel. A source said "Producers think that as the only lead woman in the film male fans have found her a key ingredient - both for sex and story appeal." Yes, story appeal, where would the story have gone without her? You've got to strike while the girls are still perky.

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