Village Idiot for 27 Oct 2012, Britney Spears
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Britney Spears as the Village Idiot

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In the never ending lawsuit between Britney and her former manager, Sam Lutfi, Britney's infamous shaved head scandal was brought up in court with Sam's lawyer saying Britney shaved her head in an attempt to hide the fact she was on Crystal Meth. Knowing the drugs could be detected with hair samples Britney took the drastic decision to shave her head but at the time Sam told a reporter "I think she was just expressing her independence and her freedom... there's nothing wrong with Britney... She's awesome" Of course there's nothing wrong with her, what sane women doesn't shave of their hair to express their independence and freedom? Sure, normally it's in a more intimate area, but Britney's a trend starter. Shaving your pubes is so '90s. She does the opposite to shake things up. That and Crystal Meth makes you do stupid shit.

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