Village Idiot for 19 Jan 2013, Jessica Simpson
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Jessica Simpson as the Village Idiot

Simpson Shocked by Pregnancy

Aren't we all? Jessica Simpson stopped by 'The Tonight Show' to explain how shocked she was to be pregnant again. Jessica told Jay Leno "I was extremely shocked. I was shocked because I was going through a lot of hormonal changes trying to get back to the old, vibrant Jessica. And you know, it was kind of like a one-night stand. And it happened... all over again!" Jessica went on to say "Apparently it was a part of God's plan for my life" Yes, God has a sense of humour, unfortunately the rest of use aren't laughing, well we are, but deep down we're crying. It's going to be a touching moment when Jess explains to her second kid how he came into existence via a one night stand. Damn you "pull out method"!

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