Village Idiot for 2 Feb 2013, Britney Spears
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Britney Spears as the Village Idiot

You're Welcome, now Run

True to our word, and Jason's, Jason Trawick split up with Britney after she resigned from 'The X-Factor'. TMZ reported the reason Jason dumped Britney was because Britney, believe it or not, wanted more kids and Jason couldn't bring himself to plague the world with more Brit-Twit-alitus. Quick, everybody grab your backup dancers and get them to a safe place, Brit Beast is in heat. If you can't hide your dancer then a single shot to the head is a humane approach too. Everybody knows the Brit Twit likes to console herself with a backup dancer aka get knocked up, after a failed relationship. We simply can not allow either a) another KFed or b) more Britney DNA floating around.

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