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Madonna has been banned from the Drafthouse Movie Cinemas for texting during a special screening of the movie "12 years a slave" When asked by another movie goer to stop texting Madonna snorted back "It's for business... enslaver!" The Cinema CEO, Mr. League, confirmed the banning telling reporters "Yeah, I'm serious, but I don't think it really affects her life that much" How rude, those damn enslavers have no idea what it takes to be a modern business women. How will she learn to deal with her staff if she doesn't take notes?
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