Texting Tragedy - Village Idiot featuring Madonna | Blondesville
© 
By David Shankbone (David Shankbone) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/)], via Wikimedia Commons
Madonna as the Village Idiot

Texting Tragedy


Village Idiot for 19 Oct 2013, Madonna

Madonna has been banned from the Drafthouse Movie Cinemas for texting during a special screening of the movie "12 years a slave" When asked by another movie goer to stop texting Madonna snorted back "It's for business... enslaver!" The Cinema CEO, Mr. League, confirmed the banning telling reporters "Yeah, I'm serious, but I don't think it really affects her life that much" How rude, those damn enslavers have no idea what it takes to be a modern business women. How will she learn to deal with her staff if she doesn't take notes?

Really Dumb

More Madonna News

23 Mar 2024

Madonna's Chastises Wheelchair Fan for Sitting

At Madonna's "Celebration Tour" she called out a fan for sitting saying "What... (read more of this Idiotic story)

9 Mar 2024

Madonna Said No to God

After Madonna's health scare she has revealed he first thing she said when... (read more of this Stupid story)

17 Feb 2024

Madonna's Late Fines for Dancers and Crew

Madonna imposed a $100 late fine on all dancers and crew who arrived late.... (read more of this Really Stupid story)

16 Dec 2023

Madonna's 3 Hour Concert Delay

Madonna fans were not happy when old lady Madonna finally took to stage at 11pm... (read more of this Idiotic story)

16 Sep 2023

Madonna Wants to Team Up with Britney Spears

Madonna is rescheduling her tour after her medical episode earlier this year and... (read more of this Really Stupid story)

1 Jul 2023

Why Did Madonna End Up in Hospital?

Mad Madonna was discharged after a recent stay in hospital due to a "bacterial... (read more of this story)

25 Feb 2023

Madonna Thinks Her Plastic Surgery Disaster is Cute

Madonna admitted to her botched plastic surgery on Instagram after her... (read more of this Idiotic story)

29 Oct 2022

Is Madonna a Witch?

Madonna has taken to social media for more attention this time questioning... (read more of this Stupid story)

1 Oct 2022

Madonna's Sex Obsession

In a YouTube video Madonna claimed sex was not only her favorite guilty pleasure... (read more of this Stupid story)

10 Sep 2022

Madonna's Neighbors are Mad at Her

64-year-old Madonna had the police called on her after neighbors complained... (read more of this Stupid story)