Village Idiot for 24 Feb 2001, Britney Spears
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Britney Spears as the Village Idiot

Sit, Stay, Good Britney

Yes its everyone's favorite Dumb Blonde, Britney. It seems that Miss Spears has just bought two German Shepherd attack dogs to protect her against stalkers. The dogs are under going special training to learn to shadow Miss Spears and respond to her every whim. Why doesn't she just use some of her fans, at least they're already trained in following her every move. If she hired some fans instead she could have pleased them by allowing them to bask in her glory and splendor ... I think I'm going to be sick.

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